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geekscoutcookies:
“ te-amo-corazon:
“the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic
”
The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point
”

geekscoutcookies:

te-amo-corazon:

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

teenagerposts:

me: *sees a stupid post*

*source is my own blog*

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enigma-boi:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

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faithvarvara-art:

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Cockatiel Cocktails! Rosé lemon. Drawing these for a new project I’m working on!

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

worldsworstfather:

chickpeaboy:

worldsworstfather:

my favorite part of sleepovers was drinking the lava lamp juice

the w h a t

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bottoms up

moxperidot:
“ anafenza:
“ humming-bird-moth:
“ discoursestorm:
“ connyhascontrol:
“I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
”
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts” ”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
”
this post only gets worse
”
super...

moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

anoiselesspatientspider:

brbjellyfishing:

iflipforrizzles:

whistleandnut:

gaypeopletwitter:

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So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

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Do y’all remember when the lizard lady from Doctor Who kissed her wife and everyone was like homosexuality shouldn’t be on television and it was like…she’s a lizard

kermitlesbian:

2019 is the year you guys are gonna get it together. not me i’m tight as fuck already but some of you could really use the energy.

100consujay:

III.

-Mob

surprisebitch:
“surprisebitch:
“ surprisebitch:
“ surprisebitch:
“ wish me luck.. 🙏🏼
”
OMG
I BOUGHT 3 BOTTLES OF MILK FOR THIS
”
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER WON IN A PRIZE DRAW LMAOO
”
so guess what just came in the mail…
of course you know what...

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

wish me luck.. 🙏🏼

OMG

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I BOUGHT 3 BOTTLES OF MILK FOR THIS

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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER WON IN A PRIZE DRAW LMAOO

so guess what just came in the mail…

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of course you know what happens next right….

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GOTTA CELEBRATE AND MILK MY VICTORY

dontouchperi:
“ faustbot:
“ STOP BEING TINY
”
Is this what you monsters wanted??
”

dontouchperi:

faustbot:

STOP BEING TINY

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Is this what you monsters wanted??